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Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong. If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation. This community is different from the original as in, all post will be allowed, including song lyrics, and there will be no limit to how much you can post. Have fun!! :)