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Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong. If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation. And most of all, Graggle and Sairgee say hi. Splodlesplurf!