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Does a beverage define who you are and fill in the gaps of your undeveloped personality? Do you enjoy polishing your "work station" or coffee corner to take a pic for that sweet earthy internet karma, with notes of superiority and caramel? You know, those subtle "notes" everyone mentions but you never actually taste and question if it's even real or you're just bad at pressing buttons and can reach perfection. If you're still reading, this sub might be you.