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You've had that moment. You're in your damp bathroom, squatting on the floor next to an orange plastic bucket. You scoop a mug (blue color with a handle) of water, and pour it all over yourself and an idea explodes like a bottle rocket: "If Alexander was Sikander, shouldn't Alexandria be Secunderabad?" And either you towel yourself like a decent individual, comb and oil your hair, part it, put on clothes, come to this sub and type it out, or you run out all nangoos screaming like Archimedes.